Over in Scotland a confirmed atheist took his boat out to the middle of the lake to do some fishing. Suddenly the legendary Loch Ness Monster popped out of the water and came charging toward the boat. The monster’s huge mouth opened wide and was poised to swallow the fisherman and his boat in one gulp. Whereupon, the terrified atheist looked up to the heavens and cried out, “God, help me!” Immediately there came a voice from out of the clouds say, “I thought you didn’t believe in me!” And the man in the boat answered, “Please God, give me a break. Until a minute ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness Monster either.”
Source: Preaching Well, www.voicings.com/preachingwell.php
